What the hell is wrong with some of the men in SL? Just what makes them think that any woman they talk to is just going to drop trou and fuck them? Especially a woman who is taken or with someone else.
For instance it says blatantly on the front page of my profile in the section marked Partner that I have one thank you very much and I have seen several other women list their current beaus on the front page or in their picks. I have done both if you are curious.
Anyhow I digress.
Ok so the typical convo goes like this (generally in IM so everyone doesn’t know what kind of ass he really is):
Joe Jagoff: Wow a woman who quotes Sun Tzu. I am impressed and they fact that U R hot makes it even better. Ok dickhead i know you read my profile so lets see where this goes but I think I know. Lack of spelling means you have already lost points with me anyway.
Me: Thank you yes I am well read and I appreciate your compliment.
JJ: YW So UR avie looks good too man you are HAWT Now my eyes are rolling in my RL head because I am yet again proven right and his lack of spelling is starting to annoy me.
Me: Thank you again. Might I point out that I never take my wedding ring off and it is JCNY so when I crash at clubs and rezz back in it poofs announcing the fact that I have a partner and this still does not deter Joe Jagoff.
JJ: I would really like to get to know u some, i think UR pretty cool. Do U want to go out? Do your really think you stand a chance pud boy?
Me: I am flattered but I am not available, I have an SL partner.
JJ: So?
Me: So I am not available for dates. I am faithful.
The convo generally degrades from there with Jagoff finding a comfy spot on my Mute List.
So tell me this you random jagoffs. Is it because your tiny pee brain can’t grasp the concept of virtual community that you think you are just that hot you can do what you want you pathetic excuse for a moral or immoral person? Get your ass off the fucking computer and go find a real woman!! I am here for two things to run my sim and chill with my friends who have brains bigger than their 2 inch dicks!
Ok so yeah that’s harsh but after dealing with that bullshit damn near daily it pisses me off. So come on guys some of you have a clue the rest missed the clue bus by a mile so let me enlighten you. Ladies don’t like guys that think with their peckers, try your brain moron.
Peace.
