What the hell is wrong with some of the men in SL?  Just what makes them think that any woman they talk to is just going to drop trou and fuck them?  Especially a woman who is taken or with someone else.

For instance it says blatantly on the front page of my profile in the section marked Partner that I have one thank you very much and I have seen several other women list their current beaus on the front page or in their picks.  I have done both if you are curious.

Anyhow I digress.

Ok so the typical convo goes like this (generally in IM so everyone doesn’t know what kind of ass he really is):

Joe Jagoff: Wow a woman who quotes Sun Tzu.  I am impressed and they fact that U R hot makes it even better.  Ok dickhead i know you read my profile so lets see where this goes but I think I know.  Lack of spelling means you have already lost points with me anyway.

Me:  Thank you yes I am well read and I appreciate your compliment.

JJ: YW So UR avie looks good too man you are HAWT  Now my eyes are rolling in my RL head because I am yet again proven right and his lack of spelling is starting to annoy me.

Me: Thank you again.  Might I point out that I never take my wedding ring off and it is JCNY so when I crash at clubs and rezz back in it poofs announcing the fact that I have a partner and this still does not deter Joe Jagoff.

JJ:  I would really like to get to know u some, i think UR pretty cool.  Do U want to go out? Do your really think you stand a chance pud boy?

Me: I am flattered but I am not available, I have an SL partner.

JJ: So?

Me: So I am not available for dates.  I am faithful.

The convo generally degrades from there with Jagoff finding a comfy spot on my Mute List.

So tell me this you random jagoffs.  Is it because your tiny pee brain can’t grasp the concept of virtual community that you think you are just that hot you can do what you want you pathetic excuse for a moral or immoral person?  Get your ass off the fucking computer and go find a real woman!!  I am here for two things to run my sim and chill with my friends who have brains bigger than their 2 inch dicks!

Ok so yeah that’s harsh but after dealing with that bullshit damn near daily it pisses me off.  So come on guys some of you have a clue the rest missed the clue bus by a mile so let me enlighten you.  Ladies don’t like guys that think with their peckers, try your brain moron.



LL Bullshit

So I get all happy that I get a sim finally and viola LL rains on my parade and the parades of many other sim owners.

So let me get this straight LL is trying to tell me the sim I bought for $1675 at the beginning of February 2008 is now worth $1000 but I still pay LL $295 a month in tier? To this I cry a rather resounding BULLSHIT and I ain’t the only one!

So now what? I bought to early to get the perks that they are offering recent purchasers and not late enough to get them either or the fucking price cut so I say, “LL I want my due too!!”

My Opinion

Ok so I have an idea of what I like to see in a male. I am sure we all do. But when I am bored and tp into a club, a ladies only club looking for some hot guys and find this onstage, I start looking for another club.

First off whoever decided that oily skin was hot needs to be SHOT! It is NOT hot in fact it is rather disgusting. I will not get within 5 feet of a person with oily skin for fear that it might rub off and ruin the outfit I am wearing. Hey, it’s Second Life, anything is possible.

Second, there is buff and then there is oh my fucking god it’s the Hulk. This guy was the latter, enough said about that.

All I am saying guys is to keep it somewhat realistic. No woman is going to fuck you if you have legs that could crush their head or a 32 inch pecker. C’mon get real. Jeesh it’s not that hard.

Better Man

Now this guy definitely has it going on and well truth be told is the only reason I hung around. He is not too buff nor is he scawny and looking like he needs to be fed. For a designer like myself his a great guy to design for and hell he ain’t bad to watch either. ~evil grin~ So yeah, Sabbian Paine can shake his ass for me anytime.

You know what
I like the playettes
No diggity, no doubt
Play on playette
Play on playette
Yo Dre, drop the verse

[Dr. Dre]
It’s going down, fade to Blackstreet
The homies got RB, collab’ creations
Bump like Acne, no doubt
I put it down, never slouch
As long as my credit can vouch
A dog couldn’t catch me ass out
Tell me who can stop when Dre making moves
Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still moving this flavour
With the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original rump shakers

Shorty in down, good Lord
Baby got em up open all over town
Strictly biz, she don’t play around
Cover much ground, got game by the pound
Getting paid is a forte
Each and every day, true player way
I can’t get her out of my mind
I think about the girl all the time

East side to the west side
Pushing phat rides, it’s no surprise
She got tricks in the stash
Stacking up the cash
Fast when it comes to the gas
By no means average
As long as she’s got to have it
Baby, you’re a perfect ten, I wanna get in
Can I get down, so I can win

[1] – I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up, bag it up
[Repeat 1 (3x)]

She’s got class and style
Street knowledge by the pound,
Baby never act wild
Very low key on the profile
Catching catichin’ villains is a no,
Let me tell you how it goes
Curve’s the words, spins the verbs
Lovers it curves so freak what you heard
Rollin’ with the phatness
You don’t even know what the half is
You gotta pay to play
Just for shorty, bang-bang, to look your way
I like the way you work it
Trumped tight, all day, every day
You’re blowing my mind, maybe in time
Baby, I can get you in my ride

[Repeat 1 (4x)]

[2] – Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
Hey yo, that girl looks good
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
Play on, play on playette
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
You’re my kind of girl, no diggity
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo

[Queen Pen]
Cause thats my peeps and we row G
Flying first class from New York City to Blackstreet
What you know about me, not a motherf.. thing
Cartier wooded frames sported by my shortie
As for me, icy gleaming pinky diamond ring
We be’s the baddest clique up on the scene
Ain’t you getting bored with these fake ass broads
I shows and proves, no doubt, I be taking you, so
Please excuse, if I come across rude
That’s just me and that’s how the playettes got to be
Stay kicking game with a capital G
Axe the peoples on my block, I’m as real as can be
Word is bond, faking jacks never been my flavor
So, Teddy, pass the word to your nigga Chauncy
I be sitting in car, let’s say around 3:30
Queen Pen and Blackstreet, it’s no diggity
[Repeat 1 (4x)]

[Repeat 2]


No Diggity

Asian Blue Set

Chinese Red Silk

Crushed Leather

Blood Red Belle

These four designs are some of the items you will find in AA Designs Inc stores.  All dresses are flexi with wonderful movement, a type I call Super Flexi.  They flow nicely and are one of a kind originals.  Every design can be special ordered in a different color.  And all designs are very very AFFORDABLE.

I love designing and I am not out to hurt your pocketbook.  🙂  So enjoy!  More to come soon.

 Sinead O’Hooker

I snapped this while hair shopping with my sister.  We never laughed so hard and have renamed the poor soul Sinead O’Hooker.  I for one never thought to go hair shopping bald and in lingerie.  Maybe I should try it sometime?  Anyhow enjoy your chuckle.

Behold The Drama!


The last couple of days have been a trial of patience and staying power. I am glad I have both. The mass amounts of drama was severely overwhelming and I must admit if I did not have the sim this newb to SL would have split with a quickness.

I mean the shit that went down would have been enough to level friendships grid wide and while the details shall remain a mystery for yall, let’s just say that some special people and a sim investment are the only things keeping me in Second Life at the present time.

To all you drama mongers out there GROW THE FUCK UP!!!! Second Life is supposed to be fun!! Don’t you guys get enough of that bullshit in RL?!?! Get a grip and let us SLers enjoy our fucking SLs!!

Take a chill to Filter

Filter - Where Do We Go From Here lyrics

Had to start telling me 
Won't bring me to my knees 
Scraped up and bruised from your fickelness 
I plead 
Just let me feel some ease from creatures of your greed 
Just let me feel some ease for me 

And I'm so glad I met you.
It makes me wanna go away
Till you think it's over
I touch 
Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Where do we go from here? 
You know I'm not the only one 
Where do we go from here? 
You know I'm not the only son
Where do we go from here? 
Stop dreaming 'bout the shiney gun
Where do we go from here? 
No I'm not the only one 

Broken dreams are screams to me 
The difference I can't see 
The way you look and talk to me 
You're cursing me I freeze 
The combination of loss, control, loss of soul 
I weaze 
Just give some ease to me 

And I'm so glad I met you.
It makes me wanna go away
Till you think it's over
I touch 
Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Where do we go from here? 
You know I'm not the guilty one 
Where do we go from here? 
No I'm not the only son
Where do we go from here? 
Stop dreaming 'bout the shiney gun
Where do we go from here? 
No I'm not the only one 

I touch 
Yeah, yeah, yeah 

Where do we go from here? 
You know I'm not the only one 
Where do we go from here? 
You know I'm not the only son
Where do we go from here? 
Stop dreaming 'bout the shiney gun
Where do we go from here? 
No I'm not the only one 

Where do we go from here? 
Where do we go from here? 
Where do we go from here? 
Where do we go from here? 
Where do we go?

Song lyrics | Where Do We Go From Here lyrics

Ok ok so I was surfing the web getting ideas for some designs and shit and I came across this quiz, soooooooooooooo I took it and:

Which Buffy Girl Are You? Find out @ She’s Crafty

Hehehe yep read it and weep folks I AM THE SLAYER!!!!!!  THE BUFFAROONI HERSELF!

Ok with that said I am going to go puke now.  Take the quiz yourself and please grace me with your results.

Catch you later folks.